Archer: Find a Victim

Lew Archer is a bit out of his usual L.A. stomping grounds here. While on his way to Sacramento he stops for “the ghastliest hitchhiker who ever thumbed me.” This turns out to be a young man who has been shot and left for dead in a ditch by the road. And just like that Archer is involved in a complicated web of murder and corruption in the sleepy town of Las Cruces.

Two things stood out to me. First of all there’s the speed with which the plot unfolds. It got to the point where I started to write down Archer’s full Las Cruces itinerary. He picks up the dying man just as the sun is setting “and the valley was filling with twilight.” From there he takes the man to Kerrigan’s Court – Deluxe Motor Hotel (it is later described as a “motor court”; the word “motel” was first used in 1925 but seems not to be known by anyone here). From the motel he goes to the hospital, where the hitchhiker dies without regaining consciousness and being able to say what had happened to him. Then Archer goes back to the motel, or motor court. Then he goes to a Chinese restaurant and eavesdrops on a conversation between Kerrigan (the motel’s owner) and a sexy young chanteuse. Then he visits the trucking company the dead man drove for. Then he goes out to the house where the owner of the trucking company lives and gets hired by him to find out what happened to the load of booze the dead man had been driving. Then he goes to the sheriff’s house and meets the sheriff’s sexy wife. Then he goes to the apartment of the daughter of the owner of the trucking company. She has gone missing. Then he goes to a sleazy bar and interrogates one of the prostitutes about the missing girl. Then he goes to the singer’s apartment. Then he goes to the motel owner’s house, remaking that by this time “it was getting late.” Then he goes to a drive-in burger joint where he witnesses what looks like a handoff of some money. Then he goes to an abandoned air base just outside of town. At around 1 o’clock in the morning he’s back at the motor court, where he gets knocked out (or at least knocked on his ass) for the third time. Then he goes back to the motel owner’s house. We’re told it’s now 2 o’clock. The motel owner’s wife sends him off to check out a cabin on a lake two hours’ drive away. On the way there exhaustion (finally!) catches up to him and “something broke like a capsule behind my eyes. It leaked darkness through my brain and numbness through my body.” He keeps driving until he comes to a tourist camp where he rents a cottage and spends the rest of the night (or early morning) “wrestling nightmares on a lumpy bed.”

This is a busy guy! And even given Las Cruces isn’t that big a place I still found it hard to believe he was going so many places and meeting so many people in the space of at most eight hours. But that’s the nature of stories like this.

The scenes are set with some quick brushstrokes. Macdonald is particularly fond of personifying buildings, so one will have yellow rust streaks running “down from the balconies like iron tears” while another sports “a peeling yellow face with blinded windows, surrounded by a wild green hair of eucalyptus trees.” I also loved this description of the owner of the trucking business’s man cave:

His living-room was the kind of room you find in backcountry ranch-houses where old men hold the last frontier against women and civilization and hygiene. The carpets and furniture were glazed with dirt. Months of wood ashes clogged the fireplace and sifted onto the floor. The double-barreled shotgun over the mantel was the only clean and cared-for object in the room.

We’re even told that the place smells like a bear cage, which I can believe.

Information in these wonderfully degenerate settings will be conveyed in clipped dialogue with lots of snappy comebacks, and may end in fisticuffs. And then it’s time to hop in the car and go to the next stop.

The second thing that struck me was the evocation of a now long-vanished time. In part this has to do with the language, so I’ll include some notes here for fellow word nerds. “Wasn’t he drunk on Sunday?” Archer asks the singer of the motel owner. “He was pixilated all right,” she replies. This does not mean that the motel owner has the appearance of being an enlarged, low-resolution digital image where the individual pixels stand out, giving it a blocky texture. The word for that is pixelated, though apparently pixilated is now accepted as a variant spelling of the same thing. Anyway, pixilated is a much older word referring to someone behaving in a strange, eccentric or mentally disordered way, as though being led by pixies. Obviously the singer has in mind this older meaning, but even so it seems a bit inappropriate to describe someone who is actually an angry and dangerous drunk.

At another point Archer is driving over a rough road whose “surface was pitted with chuckholes.” I had to look this up and found that it refers to any hole or rut in a road or track. So a pothole. I’ve never seen or heard the word chuckhole before and I don’t think it’s in wide use.

I was far less successful tracking down the term “sluff.” At one point Archer interrogates a drugged out girl who asks him “Are you sluff?” From the context I think she’s asking if he’s with the police. Later, her boyfriend will beat Archer up and say “God damn you, sluff.” So again, I think he’s saying that he thinks Archer is a cop. But I looked around for any information on this one and found nothing except dictionaries giving it as a variant spelling of “slough,” which is clearly not what was meant.

Aside from the language, there are also some other parts of the book that give its date away. In The Way Some People Die Macdonald had indulged his dislike for the drug business by giving us a heroin junkie going through withdrawal. There’s another druggie in this book but she’s hooked on marijuana and she really needs a reefer bad. I think in our own time we’d be put off by such a depiction of “reefer madness” (the film of that title had come out in 1936), as while marijuana can be addictive in most cases it isn’t, and certainly not to the extent depicted here. The scene plays today as silly, but luckily Archer has some reefers in his car (hey, it’s evidence) and he’s able to use it to get her to open up. Which is kind of low, but worse will happen to her later.

There are the usual Archer elements here, especially his fascination with breasts. The sheriff’s wife is stacked, “heavy-breasted and very female, almost too female for comfort.” Later, while he is holding onto her, these same breasts will move “against me like wild things in a net,” and later still she will grip them “cruelly” herself. I don’t know what’s going on with all this. Boobs just have a way of grabbing Macdonald’s attention.

And finally there’s Archer’s sense of mission. Told that he’s brave at one point, he replies “Not brave. Merely stubborn. I don’t like to see the jerks and hustlers get away with too much. Or they might take over entirely.” The jerks and the hustlers, however, aren’t the real problem here. They rarely are. Instead the rot runs deeper, into perverted family dynamics and degenerate psychologies. Archer can afford to be understanding, but is no doubt relieved to finally get out of this town.

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Saga of the Swamp Thing Book Five

Saga of the Swamp Thing Volume Five

I liked the introduction to this volume by artist Stephen Bissette where he talks about how Alan Moore’s interest in the grand cosmic battle between the forces of good and evil that ended the previous storyline had been waning and that a change in direction was necessary. As I’ve said before, I think Moore is at his best when he keeps his feet on the ground, and I didn’t like where the “American Gothic” story ended up.

So things start off on a slightly better foot here. But only slightly better because the new storyline is all about the romance between Abby Cable and Swamp Thing, which for some reason fascinated Moore but which I don’t care for at all. I don’t think of Saga of the Swamp Thing as a romance comic. The plot is also predicated on the absurd legal problems Abby gets into when it’s made public that she’s been getting physical with Swampy. It’s a real stretch to see why she’d be prosecuted for this to the degree she is, but you just have to take it as a given so that Swamp Thing can rocket through the Green to her rescue by turning Gotham into a botanical garden full of hippies. This is “the greening of Gotham,” which I take it is a nod to Charles Reich. But there’s a dark side to this too, suggested by the title of one issue as “The Garden of Earthly Delights.” Bosch’s carnivals have an ambiguous colour to them.

Anyway, with Swamp Thing becoming “very nearly a god” there are a bunch of people who want to take him down. Batman tries using a Super Soaker filled with defoliant but that gets him nowhere. Then Lex Luthor figures out, somehow, that Swampy’s ability to zip away into the Green and regenerate himself whenever he’s in danger can be blocked by an electronic jammer. So after being tagged with one of those he then gets napalmed, which sends his spirit to a blue planet while a despairing Abby heads back to the bayou. They both dream of each other, in their different ways.

The “blue heaven” Swampy is exiled to looks interesting, with Rick Veitch giving us a different take on the sort of psychedelic otherworldliness you get in the Doctor Strange comics. But I also thought Moore’s writing went over-the-top again, with the shades of blue likened to “the color of saxophones at dusk . . . of orbiting police lights smeared across tenement windows . . . of a flame’s intestines . . . of the faint tracery of veins visible beneath the ghost-flesh of her forearm’s underside . . . of loneliness . . . of melancholy. The blues.” But this is the complete Moore, and you have to take him all together. I really wonder what the average comic reader thought of it though. In any event, Moore’s run with Swamp Thing was nearing the end. In fact, he was writing Watchmen at the same time as he was working on the stories collected here, which is both a sign of being in a particularly hot creative phase as well as an indication that his attention was starting to wander.

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Bookmarked! #128: Celeb Sex Shenanigans

I’ve talked before about these promotional bookmarks that used to be quite common and that you don’t see as much of anymore. This is a good example, and it’s from the early days of my collection. I don’t know when I picked it up, but the first edition of The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People came out in 1976. The keyhole shape was a sly idea.

Book: The Film Encylopedia by Ephraim Katz

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Holmes: The Naval Treaty

In that often-cited list that Doyle made of his favourite Holmes stories he ranked “The Naval Treaty” nineteenth out of nineteen. Which, given that the original list he composed was of twelve stories and he later added seven more, and that the canon contains 56 stories total, sounds almost as though he didn’t like it much at all, or that he considered it at best mid.

I’d rate it much higher. It’s actually one of my favourites.

In part this is because Holmes displays an attractive side not often witnessed. He takes time to smell the roses, literally. The scent of a moss rose through an open window moves him to poetic reflections that reveal “a new phase of his character” to Watson, “who has never before seen him show any keen interest in natural objects.”

“Our highest assurance of the goodness of Providence seems to me to rest in flowers. All other things, our powers, our desires, our food, are really necessary for our existence in the first instance. But this rose is an extra. Its smell and its colour are an embellishment of life, not a condition of it. It is only goodness which gives extras, and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers.”

It’s a nice sentiment, but of course totally unscientific. As commentators point out, the smell and colour of a rose are not superfluous extras. Nor does it make much sense to me for Watson to say that Holmes had never shown a keen interest in natural objects. He made a study of many. What I like most about this passage though is the reaction of the couple who have hired Holmes. They are struck “with surprise and a good deal of disappointment.” They want him to find the stolen naval treaty, not talk about flowers!

A similar moment comes on the train journey back to London where Holmes sees the newly established Board schools through a window. “Lighthouses, my boy!” he says to Watson. “Beacons of the future! Capsules, with hundreds of bright little seeds in each, out of which will spring the wiser, better England of the future.”

This paean to education is even more of a digression than his thoughts on the rose, but also reveals more of his true character. Holmes is arrogant, but he’s not a snob.

“The Naval Treaty” is a long story, the longest in the canon, and was originally published in two parts. It’s also one that has attracted a more than the usual amount of critical nit-picking, beginning with the reference to “The Adventure of the Second Stain” in the opening paragraph and ending with speculation over who Joseph Harrison may have been working for. As usual, none of this meant anything to me. I guess it’s a fun game for Holmesians, but I don’t care for it.

What I liked most of all here was the fact that it’s a great little mystery story. For starters, a surprising amount of time is put into casting suspicion on the commissionaire and his wife. “The principal difficulty” in the case, Holmes explain at the end (“in his didactic fashion”), “lay in the fact of there being too much evidence. What was vital was overlaid and hidden by what was irrelevant.” Of course misdirection through giving the reader too much information to pay full attention to is now a staple of mystery of fiction, but it’s not something the Holmes stories went in for as much. As it is, we’re given enough clues to at least arrive in the general location of Holmes’s solution, which ends up feeling quite reasonable given what we have to go on. Indeed, Holmes points the way to where he’s going, even though it’s not easy to see what conclusions he’s drawing. Given the high stakes we’re led to believe that something larger is going on, so the fact that the theft was merely opportunistic comes as a surprise, but a satisfying one given that it makes sense of the evidence.

I did have to roll my eyes though at poor Percy Phelps. He doesn’t come off well. Using family connections to get a cushy desk job and then being struck with “brain fever” when the treaty he’s been copying is stolen. Brain fever was a nineteenth-century euphemism for a nervous breakdown, and Percy was really selling it, becoming “practically a raving maniac” before needing nine weeks of convalescence where he is alternately unconscious and raving mad before he is even capable of reaching out to Holmes. If he wants to keep working for the British foreign office he’ll have to work a bit on stiffening that upper lip.

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Number jumble

I was trying to locate a house a few months ago and ran into this bizarre numbering system. It’s a condo townhouse development and I got lost in the little roads that circled around and came out in odd places. But what really got me were the house numbers. How does this work?

Swamp Thing: Volume One

Swamp Thing: Volume One

It’s called Swamp Thing but that character (the transformed Alec Holland) only briefly appears a couple of times, once in a flashback. Instead this is the Daughter of Swamp Thing, a teenage girl named Tefé, who has come about through – here I take a deep breath – Swampy temporarily possessing the body of John Constantine and having sex with his (Swampy’s) wife Abby and impregnating her with an elemental spirit known as the Sprout. After she’s born, Tefé inhabits the body of a girl named Mary Conway, who was terminally ill. Tefé loses her memory of being the Sprout when she becomes Mary, but it all comes back to her when she gets angry, leading to her shedding the body of Mary and being reborn as the platinum-haired Tefé Holland. With her hair she’s supposed to look like her mom Abby but I kept being reminded of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. She even operates a bit like a witch, as her super powers involve casting what amount to plant-based spells that kill or incapacitate people. In any event, now conscious of her powers she starts crisscrossing the U.S. having various adventures while different people (federal agents, a samurai-style killer from the Green) try to hunt her down.

There’s real talent on board here – from headline author Brian K. Vaughan, the distinctive art of Roger Peterson, and John Costanza’s lettering – but something about it wasn’t working for me. I didn’t mind changing the focus from Swamp Thing to his daughter, but she’s pretty much just a drifter here. At one point she has a mission to find the Tree of Knowledge (not the one from the Bible, at least I don’t think) but she doesn’t know where it is or what it does and by the end of this run she’s basically given up on it. Along the way she picks up a couple of (male) drifter friends: an ex-Marine named Pilate and an ex-smokejumper named Barnabas who’s had half his face burned off. Together they steal vehicles and crash in abandoned apartments or other temporary accommodations as they just . . . drift.

Basically, Tefé wanders into one bad situation after another and punishes evildoers. She’s on a lobster-trawling ship where one of the crew goes crazy, so she kills him. A girl gets raped by a band she’s a fan of, so Tefé fixes them (I think literally). A hobo tries to rape her so she skins his arms. A guy selling flowers at a roadside stand upsets her so she chokes him with pollen. A guy who killed the man in the apartment next to him is immobilized and handed in to the police.

You’ll note that none of the bad guys she punishes are supervillains or have any special powers at all. Either of her drifter friends could easily kick their asses, if she’d asked them. Her victims are certainly no match for Tefé, and she usually disposes of them in a couple of panels through her ability to manipulate the tissue of flora and fauna. After a while this started to not be very interesting. Meanwhile, the big story playing in the background isn’t moved along very quickly and we don’t really find out much more than the fact that certain people, some of them likeable and others not, are after Tefé.

So on the one hand I appreciate Vaughan and his team trying to go in a new direction, and I like the meatiness of the writing, which is very character-driven. I’m sure Vaughan must have been thinking of Alan Moore’s run with Saga of the Swamp Thing and what he did to basically re-invent the title and make it his own. But there is no larger compelling story being told here and no conflict either. Perhaps that was still to come in the series, but I have to say that after this first volume of the series I wasn’t enthusiastic about reading more.

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Word nerds, assemble!

On the splash page for The Avengers #40 (May 1967), heralding a battle between Earth’s Mightiest Heroes and the Sub-Mariner, writer Roy Thomas has the following come-on: “Seldom has such a cataphonic conflict been so clamorously craved!”

Cataphonic? I made a note to look that one up. I knew that “phonic” meant “sound,” but the prefix “cata-” has a pretty wide range of meanings, generally referring to a downward or oppositional movement. Put them together and what do you get?

The Shorter Oxford English Dictionary had no entry for “cataphonic.” Cataphatic has the meaning of knowledge of God obtained through affirmation. Cataphoresis is “the use of electricity to enable medicinal substances to pass through the skin.” But no cataphonic.

Well, online dictionaries are more thorough now, and more up-to-date. The Oxford definition there gives cataphonic a grammatical meaning, referring to a word or a phrase that is later used in a text. Though this is also said to be “cataphoric.” Elsewhere it is said to be a synonym for catacoustic, which means having relation to “the science that studies reflected sound.”

In truth, there isn’t a lot out there even online to explain the word and its usage. It doesn’t even pass muster with spellcheck. If I had to guess I’d say Thomas was thinking of the noise of voices raised against each other, but if so that’s a meaning he may have invented on his own.

Words, words, words

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

This first Avengers Epic Collection volume reproduces Avengers #1-20, published from 1963 to 1965. So let’s return to the heady days when Iron Man had all-yellow armour that rusted in the rain, Thor turned back into Doctor Don Blake if he lost contact with his magic Uru hammer for more than 60 seconds, the Wasp was swooning like a lovesick schoolgirl over every hunky hero she met (even Kang the Conqueror turns her head: “I’ll be he’s not bad-looking under that silly headgear he’s wearing!”), and the Hulk actually had hair on his chest. (You win a special trivia prize is you named Hulk as one of the original Avengers, because he didn’t stay on the roster for long). We’ll also return to the days of Rick Jones and the Teen Brigade, a bunch of Marvel superfans who don’t really do much of anything but sometimes get in trouble and need rescuing. And since this was the Cold War, we’ll return to the repressive communist Asian state of Sin-Cong and its brutal warlord leader the Commissar. This particular issue came out in 1965, naturally, and Quicksilver’s questioning of American involvement is prescient: “I thought our purpose was to battle crime! Why need we concern ourselves with international affairs?” Captain America, however, overrules him: “We’re supposed to avenge injustice, right? Well, when liberty’s threatened, justice goes down the drain! That’s it in a nutshell!” And so what would have been a timely debate on American foreign policy is nipped in the bud.

All the comics here were written by Stan Lee and illustrated first by Jack Kirby and then by Don Heck. Lee was in full carnival barker mode. Here’s some bumf from the covers and title pages: “This is the issue you’ve been waiting for!! One of the greatest battles of all time!!” (#3), “A tale destined to become a magnificent milestone in the Marvel Age of comics! Bringing you the great superhero which your wonderful avalanche of fan mail demanded!” (#4), “Caution!! Don’t tear this magazine or wrinkle the pages or get food stains on it! We have a hunch you’ll want to save it as a collector’s item for a long, long time!” (#6), “The Mighty Avengers Meet Spider-Man! And the only blurb we can write is ‘Wowee!’” (#11), “A Marvel tale of most compelling excellence!” (#12), “You’ll gasp in amazement at the most unexpected final panel you’ve ever seen!” (#13), “Possibly the most memorable illustrated story you will read all year!” (#16).

Did the comics deliver? I think so. Once the barker had drawn you in he did a good job presenting a three-ring circus of action. The plots here are madcap. I’ll just break down one issue (#14) as an example. Are you buckled in? Here goes:

This issue begins with the Avengers racing to get the Wasp to a hospital because she’d been struck by a bullet at the end of the previous comic (in case you were wondering, that was “the most unexpected final panel you’ve ever seen!”). At the hospital they’re told that her lungs will collapse in 48 hours unless she’s operated on by a Norwegian lung-restoration specialist named Doctor Svenson. Since Thor is the only one who “can span the ocean in minutes” he flies off to Norway, tears the doctor, protesting, out of his lab, and flies him back the U.S. At the hospital, however, it’s discovered that the doctor is actually an alien, and when his mask is pulled off he dies because he can’t breathe Earth’s oxygen.

Consternation! The Avengers now have to search the entire planet for the aliens who abducted Doctor Svenson and replaced him. They figure this will take them eight hours. After this time has expired they haven’t found anything, but absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Obviously the aliens must be hiding out in one of the uninhabited parts of the globe, which they quickly reason must mean either the North or South Pole. Thor sticks his hammer out the window of the Avengers’ jet and it points to the North Pole, so that’s where they head next.

Landing at the North Pole they start digging through the ice and end up falling into a giant subterranean alien city (the North Pole apparently being solid land underneath the ice). The aliens capture them by hitting them with a paralyzing ray. This forces them to stand immobile while Kallu, the leader of the Kallusians, explains how they came to Earth fleeing a more warlike group of aliens. Because the Kallusians can’t breathe Earth’s atmosphere they kidnapped Dr. Svenson, who designed masks that allowed them to deal with our air. Thor then jumps on Kallu (he’d only been feigning being paralyzed since the ray doesn’t work on immortals, you see) and the Avengers break free and there is a big fight (“And so, the inevitable battle begins . . .”). The action is interrupted though when Dr. Svenson shows up and agrees to help the Avengers, while at the same time the bad aliens, with their “robot detectors,” discover where the Kallusians have been hiding (it’s hard not to think that The Empire Strikes Back stole something from this part), forcing the Kallusians to scramble their battle fleet and head into space. Dr. Svenson successfully operates on Jan (the Wasp), and the Watcher makes an appearance to say that he’s been observing all of this and won’t make any comment other than to say that “the power of prayer is still the greatest ever known in this endless, eternal universe!”

That’s a lot of plot in only19 pages of comic, especially with all the time spent running around and fighting.

There are things here that would continue to be of importance with the Avengers, no matter what form their changing line-up took. In particular the way that in-fighting and personal squabbles would be as greater or even a greater threat than any supervillain. It’s also refreshing to see heroes who aren’t quite so powerful. Iron Man being hit with an “emery dust pellet,” for example, causes his joints to stiffen. And Captain America is frequently disparaged as someone with no super powers at all. He’s basically just an athletic gymnast who knows how to fight. And when the Swordsman shows up in the final two issues he’s no different except that he has a sword instead of a shield. And still it takes the Avengers two comics to defeat him, and even then he mostly gives up because he doesn’t want to fight alongside the Mandarin.

Some examples of understatement are surprising sixty years later. Baron Zemo is built up as Captain America’s arch-nemesis, with Cap chasing after him to avenge the death of Bucky Barnes. But when he finally manages to kill him (by tricking Zemo into causing an avalanche that buries him, so Cap hasn’t killed him directly) it’s presented in a couple of tiny panels and almost seems like an afterthought. Today a moment like that would be given epic treatment.

The one thing I’m really glad they got rid of was the character of Rick Jones. He’s a completely useless tag-along who starts out riding on the Hulk and later is adopted by Captain America. And he even gets snippy about it. When Cap comes back from South America with Rick in tow, he (Captain America) is greeted by the other Avengers as a returning hero while Rick sulks in the background, muttering “And what am I – a fever blister?” I doubt he’d even rate that high. But somehow he thinks he’s going to be a real Avenger someday. When Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver join the team he’s still sulking in the background, thinking to himself “It isn’t fair! Those three Johnny-come-latelies are now official members and Cap still won’t let me be a full-fledged uniformed Avenger!” No mention of what Rick can do, but he wants a uniform and a membership card anyway. Maybe kids reading the comic were meant to identify with him, but I don’t think that’s likely. He’s just too big a wimp. Marvel would later give in and award him a power-up, but here in the early days he’s hard to take.

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Here comes the snow

Had our heaviest snowfall of the year this morning. Going to be a lot of digging out. And I just want to salute the delivery people who keep going even in these bad conditions. There’s a fellow who delivers newspapers that I always wave to when I’m out walking in the morning around 4:30 am (I’m an early bird). He just has a tiny car and it was half buried in some of the roads he was going through today. That’s not an easy job and it doesn’t pay anything, so give these guys some credit. (You can click on the pics to make them bigger.)